Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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