i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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