When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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