So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
