'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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There's always time for handjobs
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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