i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Randomize