Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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