I want to stick my p in your. b.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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