theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
be right there i have to get my cape
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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