I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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