I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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