Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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