I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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