Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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