Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
