New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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