he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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