It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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