Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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