I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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