the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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