We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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