that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I am naked and annoyed.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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