If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
