Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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