He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just google imaged poop.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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