i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You left your phone here