I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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