Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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