so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Boobs are out for the taking
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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