this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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