and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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