I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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