Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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