I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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