my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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