you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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