using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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