Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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