the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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