You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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