is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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