What a fucking waste of an outfit
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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