fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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