like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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