I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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