I wish i was in the wii world.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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