windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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