Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
