Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?