I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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