wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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