There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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