I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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