Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
