No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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